Conversations

FWP: (glances at mirror) GAAAAHHHH! That face!
CSO: What face?

FWP: (points at own reflection) That one!
CSO: What’s so bad about it?

FWP: You’ve been looking at for all these years and you have to ask?
CSO: So don’t look at it.

FWP: I have to, so I’ll recognize it next time.
CSO: Just put a sticky note on it. Write it backward, so you can read it in the mirror.
FWP: That would work.

     (Yes, Gentle Reader, these exchanges really do occur as transcribed.)